Kirsten’s misanthropic, cynical, and very butch
girlfriend—with all the good insults.
Dana Bernstein constantly got in trouble in high school for making her teachers
cry. She tested smartest in the state and upped their ratings so they couldn't throw her
out. Her razor-sharp tongue and wry observations have made many enemies for her, but they
also keep the most annoying elements of mankind (namely man) out of her life.
Dana is in touch with her Jewish heritage, but it’s a political
relationship, not a spiritual one. Despite her angry veneer, her hope is to make this
world an all-out celebration of diversity and bully objectors into doing the same thing.
Dana always wears sunglasses because she has sensitive retinas, but she’d rather see
the world through gray-tinted glasses anyway.
Dana's ideal weekend starts with putting on a CD by her favorite band, the
Lesbohemians, burning some incense, and adding a fourth garage to their house.
"It's not that I hate men, it's just that... oh
fuck it, I hate men."
